05-21-2020, 02:42 AM - Word count:
Quote:User: TurkishMarchHare
Yoooooooooo!
Yo, man. I gots-a question. I'm looking for a girl I used to know. I met her in Camelot on vacation. Yo, she was the bomb!! But look, I didn't get her number... Didn't get her name. I need to find this girl, I am going crazy thinking about her. My arm and my heart ache!! But that could be the cheeseburgers of death and the... Nevermind that's not the point.
Look, she was paler than the moon, eyes like stars... Probably covered in battle scars because the chick was tall. I hold my own in the height department, but she was super large and in charge. Amazonian, I think. She had short dark hair, full rosey lips, porciline and sharp cheek bones... Man, why didn't I leave the lobby to go talk to her?
Dude, if you know anything about her, or can hook a guy up! I'd really like something. I just... Man, you let one beautiful woman walk out of your life physically... And she lays with you in bed at night for the rest of your life.
Baby, if you see this. Please... I was at that restaurant in the center square of that one town. I need to see you again. Say you'll let me take you on a date. I live in Vasty Deeps, DM me or something, I'm crazy about you ma'am!!
-Hopeless Romantica
TurkishMarchHare